431. Mating habits of the domestic judge, Pennsylvania version
Pennsylvania's Judge C. Joseph Rehkamp was foolish enough to drink the water at the Luzerne County Courthouse, that ill-proportioned lump of architectural notions, when he was persuaded to venture down from his roost in Perry County to fill in for the gangster judges caught collecting "finders' fees" for selling children.
We already learned the lamentable results of Judge Rehkamp's ill-advised sip. (See post 417.) But the domestic violence charges against him were dropped when -- all together now -- his wife declined to testify against him at preliminary hearing.
According to the Scranton Times-Tribune,
The testimony of an eyewitness isn't enough to establish probable cause?!? Let that be a lesson to all you young judges out there: always be nice to the magistrates, even if like Pennsylvania's magisterial judges they're not necessarily lawyers, because you never know when they'll be in a position to return the favor.
18-year-old Lee saved his mother when the judge was strangling her, according to this Wilkes-Barre Citizens' Voice story, which also contains the magistrate's charmingly fatutous metaphysical flight and the prosecutor's untoppable comeback:
The Citizens' Voice adds this interesting detail about the first prelim:
We can do this divorce the easy way or the hard way. It's up to you, Valerie. Is testifying at the prelim really worth years of hellish litigation?
Anyway, nothing daunted, the prosecutor refiled charges, adding a bit more detail and asking for a new magistrate (a real one this time, please):
It all happened on the couple's first anniversary, sweetly enough.
The judge was able to see the silver lining in this dark cloud: he used his suspension from office as an excuse for skipping alimony payments to his first wife.
The judge reportedly shelled out $218,000 to pay off his daughter's tax debt, which might show admirable familial loyalty, though if I were the first wife's lawyer I'd be very suspicious. Maybe where the daughter lives it's customary for tax officials to require first-degree relatives to pony up in cash rather than establishing a payment plan with the taxpayer herself. Then again....
Nonetheless, there is a somber side to the story. That Porsche. That $28,000 in jewelry bought on a single day during the months before his second marriage. I'm afraid the diagnosis is unavoidable: late-onset midlife-crisis clichedom.
But the judge isn't taking the refiling of charges lying down: today he filed a motion to dismiss, claiming selective prosecution. After all, other husbands in Luzerne County are allowed to choke their wives, so why's the prosecution picking on him?
Tuesday, March 2, 2010 at 08:56AM in
Mating habits of the domestic judge

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