425. Yadkinville
There are certain subtle advantages to living in a city best known to the outside world for the way Bugs Bunny pronounces it. One is that you learn not to make fun of other cities' names. Such as Yadkinville. Even though Booger Swamp Road meets up with Main Street just west of town.
Instead, you make fun of other cities' judges. Or I would, if they didn't do it for me:
That's called "ex parte-ing the judge." It's unethical in the highest degree for a judge to talk to one side in private, excluding the other side from the discussion.
Then comes the really delightful juxtaposition:
Failed attempts at political tyranny by elected officials are, it must be agreed, despicable. Successful assertions of political tyranny by judges are anything but. Judge Craig, for example, ordered a committee of the County Commission not to meet.
No, really. I'm not kidding. The judge prohibited the elected government of the county from meeting in committee.
"They just needed to know how much inherent authority the superior court had." Inherent authority, of course, is authority the superior court wasn't granted by the state or federal Constitution or by any statute. (See post 32 and post 261.) It's power without law, and for a Yadkinville judge to use his illegitimate power to bully and threaten elected officials is the Christmas pageant version of one of the major themes of this blog.
A lot of the dispute, apparently, is that the judge wanted the jail built out of town, like a Wal-Mart, and the town leaders wanted it downtown, like a family-run store. (Click here for a rather sad little resolution, a tattered flag of a plea for democratic self-rule.)
The judge, you won't be surprised to learn, got his way.
To change the topic abruptly, the gangster judges of Luzerne County ordered the state-run juvenile facility shut down in exchange for kickbacks from the operator of a private facility. (See post 389.) Not sure what reminded me of that.
Apologies for the digression. Back in Yadkinville,
Even whitewashing a judge has to be done in secrecy. Otherwise the people those elected officials are representing might get the right idea.
(Conscience requires a link to an explanation for the name of that road.)
Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 11:24PM in
De-democratization,
Individual judges,
Judicial bullies


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