427. Bluegrassed
There are always new ways to be corrupt. That's the wonderful thing about it. Like April, the cruellest month, treating yesteryear as so much mulch (after having the droghte of march perced to the roote), corruption is always springing anew with renewed newness. And it's only going to get better after the Supreme Court rules that the Constitution prohibits criminalizing the money-making habits of rich white men.
From Clay County, Kentucky (searching Google for it brings up a sad little sponsored ad for "File for Unemployment"), which wasn't named after the Great Compromiser but his cousin with the unfortunately easy-to-visualize name of Green Clay (unless Wikipedia, not otherwise known for its sense of humor, is pulling our collective leg), comes this story:
Why would anyone design machines like that except to allow votes to be changed? (Aren't you curious to know what company made them? Here's my utterly uninformed and irresponsible guess.) The machine seems designed not just to facilitate not just switching votes, but to make it easy to confirm a purchased voter stays bought. This is how it worked:
In Kentucky, the circuit court is the trial court of general jurisdiction, i.e., a real court. Former Judge Manicle - I'm sorry, but it just wouldn't seem right not to make some juvenile remark about that name - seems like he knew what was what, all right. But the real political boss was a-settin' over at the school district HQ:
Running for jailer? The politically powerful school board?
If the testimony is to be believed, they play for keeps in Clay County. A one-time drug dealing witness testified that "former Clay County Clerk Jennings White" - relationship to Kennon White unknown, and perhaps unknowable -- "once asked him to plant drugs in Adams' vehicle to get him arrested." Shades of Louisiana's Judge Bodenheimer. (See post 78 and post 12.)
That particular drug dealer claimed he had protection from the once and would-be future sheriff, Edd Jordan, a/k/a Unindicted Co-Conspirator - he's running to regain his old position - because of the zeal with which he bought votes for him. What makes it especially easy to believe are the comments from Clay County, uh, activists on Topix (e.g., here and here).
Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 10:58PM in
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