298. Round up
With what exclusive demeanor may one be remiss? Sadly. And that's what this blog has recently been with respect to half the task assigned by its title, that of chronicling the crimes of judging. (Please note: We use the term 'crimes' in its colloquial, rather than any technical legal, sense: "An unjust, senseless, or disgraceful act or condition: It's a crime to make fatuous decisions that damage other people's lives.")
First prize goes to whoever correctly guesses, without reading the story or possessing previous knowledge of its subject, the meaning of this BBC headline: "Brazil judge in gay football row". Last prize goes to whoever can read the following sentence once and explain the technical basis of the judge's ruling. Hint: The article involves a libel suit brought by the Brazilian football star Richarlyson against someone who called him gay. Here's the sentence: "In reaching a decision to effectively set the case aside, Judge Manoel Maximiniano Junqueira Filho said football was a virile masculine sport and not a homosexual one."
In Britain, judges obsess less about gay football stars and more about money. Judge Peter Smith, who embarrassed himself by concealing a lame Da Vinci Code-like cipher in the opinion belatedly clearing Dan Brown of plagiarism charges brought by people who had written a book they previously had hawked as non-fiction, make the mistake recently of not resorting to cipher when he would have been well-advised to do so. As explained by the Telegraph:
Last November, [the big-deal City law firm] Addleshaw Goddard approached the judge with an offer of a job. Under this plan, Sir Peter would retire early from the Bench and join the firm. This sort of thing was, after all, encouraged by Lord Falconer when he was Lord Chancellor. Talks continued until May, when the firm decided that Sir Peter would be too expensive. His current salary is £164,430. Reports, not denied by either side, say that Sir Peter and his judicial assistant would have cost the firm £750,000 a year - though that was not a figure that the judge himself demanded. In any event, Simon Twigden, head of the firm's Contentious Group emailed the judge to say that "the level of investment required cannot be supported".
Shortly after being told that his services weren't worth the cost, the judge found himself assigned to a case involving allegations of wrongdoing by the very same Mr. Twigden. When asked to recuse himself, he refused, telling the firm's barrister, "It is about time you grew up."
In response to the Murdoch Times' account of the affair, a defender of the judge wrote in: "If however every Judge is hounded from office for losing their temper we would have a backlog of cases and the system would break down." Now, that's rhetorical inflation (see post 297): if you remove a single judge for using his official power to settle a private score, the legal machinery of the state will ground to a halt - I guess because once you start, there's no logical stopping place, and soon there won't be any judges left to wear the cute red dresses of the High Court.
That's the problem when judges start running with the big dogs: they don't even get their names in the papers. Two other, equally-anonymous judges had their convictions overturned, according to Forbes, which describes the new American phase the litigation is taking, in the form of a forfeiture action. (Here's a little more about the underlying tangle.)
Back home, former Washington County Circuit Judge Annette Ziegler was sworn in as a justice of the Wisconsin Supreme Court. The noteworthy part about that?
The state Judicial Commission is investigating Ziegler for her handling of 16 cases in which she had a potential conflict of interest. Ziegler acknowledged wrongdoing in some of those cases in May as part of a separate investigation.
Of course, "potential conflict of interest" is a notoriously vague category, which is why a separate category needs to be invented for Justice Ziegler, because what she did wasn't vague at all:
The $5,000 forfeiture was the largest penalty in an Ethics Board case in 14 years.
An editorial in the Madison Capital Times - the headline gets right to the point - explains how a crook like that got elected to the Supreme Court of a state that has generally has a reputation for scrubbed-cheek clean government:
But you have to admit, Justice Ziegler cleverly figured out how to beat the rap. First, the "avowed conservative" raised a ton of cash, and from what we know about her it seems a good bet that those who gave her the money look forward with justified confidence to a handsome return on their investment. Second, now that she's been sworn in, we have to assume the disciplinary case has been wrapped up. (See post 198.) My prediction: a year or two goes by, to create the illusion of continued investigation, and then an "admonishment" settles like dust on her robe.
Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 06:34PM in
Covering the courts,
Crimes of Judging,
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Reader Comments (1)
In a earlier post, you talked about an incident involving a judge who was overheard when he made an inappropriate comment to a woman. You stated that this kind of thing might go on a lot more than we know.
You may be right.
But, I'll bet dollars to doughnuts, that the type of thing that Ziegler was caught doing is a larger problem, and a far more damaging one in my opinion, than the judge who was caught making the inapropriate comment.
The judge who makes the inappropriate comment is a fool and he and others like usually will be found out, or word will get around regarding their behavior.
But judges like Ziegler are a serious cancer to the judicial system. They undermine everything. And it takes a little digging and know-how to expose them.
Kirk
Kirk