35. History as Practiced by Lawyers (part 2)
A friend of mine claims his ambition is to be recognized as the nation's leading third amendment lawyer. The third amendment is the one that says: "No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law." The next time you run across a judge claiming that English law treated a man's home as his castle (see post 30), remember the little detail of the soldier sleeping in the castle's best bed (like the 800 lb. gorilla, the young man with the gun gets to sleep wherever he wants to), eating the best food, and inviting his cronies over for parties in the castle's keep. And remember that the Founders (whoever they were) thought it was just fine for Congress to move heavily-armed young men with buzz cuts into your house, so long as it was "in a manner ... prescribed by law" during wartime.
For a particularly vivid account of what it means to quarter soldiers on civilians, check out Julian Barnes' short story "Dragons" in the collection Cross Channel.
It's sentimental, at best, to believe that a commoner in pre-1776 England had any right to resist the intrusions of the King's government, or for that matter the thundering of the local gentry's fox hunt over his fields. Christopher Hibbert's Cavaliers and Roundheads tells us a bit about the castle-like sanctity of the Englishman's home in the years immediately before the Civil War:
[S]altpetre, an essential ingredient [of gunpowder], was never in large supply. It had been a royal monopoly before the war; and, since it was a byproduct of bird droppings and human urine, government officials had authority to enter any properties they chose to dig in henhouses and privies. In 1638 'saltpetre men', as they were known, had sought permission to extend their activities to the floors of churches, 'because women pisse in their seats which causes excellent saltpetre'.
For more about the Saltpetre Men, here's some commentary from the Victorian era.
Sunday, January 1, 2006 at 01:17PM in
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